So, I get invited to play "Russian Sailors' Dance" with the string orchestra at my school. The conductor tells me, "Just watch out. This piece flies. It'll give you a run for your money." And I'm all, "Oh, sure, that's fine. I'll manage." But when I come into orchestra the next day, I'm faced with the massive disappointment that: "Wait, we're not playing this at 192 bpm?!"
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