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1. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2015 11:30pm UTC
   Ufff People in the USA are so ignorants Poor rats without cheese to eat The only thing they know how to do is call the five-0 ufff People without chores to do
   
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2. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2015 8:52pm UTC
   There are people who dream with drinking your coffee.
   
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3. DestinyCaribou
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2014 6:16pm UTC
   Today, my ex approached me.
   With a rat.
   So I screamed, and ran.
   About thirty seconds later i came back.
   "I thought you did'nt like rats."
   "No. It was just your face."
   That shut him up.
   
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