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SayNoToGnomes
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July 29, 2013 5:03am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #20
Have you got any washing that needs doing?
Er, yeah, it's just under 3 tons of stuff at the end of my bed.
So, no.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 28, 2013 9:35am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #19
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Get out.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 28, 2013 9:32am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #18
Do I look fat?
Oh, of course not! You look lovely.
Probably.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 28, 2013 4:30am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #17
Have you chosen your drinks?
Yes, of course, we just can't pronounce it so we'll be having a glass of 'that one' please.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #16
Why do you want to do when you leave school?
Um. Um. Um. Go shopp...part...clubbi...College?

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #15
How many of those have you eaten?
My point of view: not enough
Yours: 555784377

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #14
When are you due?
What.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #13
Do you have the receipt?
Yes, absolutely. We just can't find it.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #12
Do you have any other cards we could try?
This is not good.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #11
What are the third and seventh numbers of your password?
Um. F and I? E and W? How about Q and T.... No?
Crap.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #10
Are you free on Saturday?
Yes, but not for some mystery event that could be absolutely anything. Tell me first.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #9
Can you do me a favour?
NO.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #8
Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Just spit it out.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #7
Do you want fries with that?
If we wanted them, we would have asked.
Although now you've mentioned them, yes please.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #5
Is this your new boyfriend?
If it's not, it's awkward for everyone.
If it is, the word 'new' makes us sound kinda bad...

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #4
Have you tried switching it off and then on again?
First thought, how patronizing...
Second thought, um. Actually, no-i forgot to try that. Awkward.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #3
Is this seat taken?
Will the person who says this ever turn out to be hot?

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #2
Oh, didn't you want it that short?
Officially the worst thing a hairdresser could say.

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