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chickittylover
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 2:39pm UTC
Format chickittylover
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yeah, that
girl's a h e a r t b r e a k e r
& she'll make you cry, but when
-you're without her-
you m i s s h e r and wonder
why. ✯✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯

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ciaraperrone1996
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 9:45pm UTC
Sometimes I ask myself
"What is my life?" and then I remember it's just me getting my hand stuck in the pringles container and even while knowing that my hand doesn't fit, I still go back to get more.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:35pm UTC
Most people: luls self to sleep by reading books or quiet music
Me: lols self to sleep because my whole life is a joke

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 6:19pm UTC
Imagine if this happened in real life:
[the scene: two white girls are walking in a school hallway]
girl #1: hey loser lol
girl #2: leave me alone
girl #1: no way, you deserve to know that your outfit it totally ugly today
girl #2: oh my god just leave me alone??
girl #1: your hair's ugly too and so is your MOM OHH
girl #2: OK, FIRST OFF LEARN TO SPELL. Second, i'm done with you!!
girl #1: learn to spell... wat
girl #2: what***

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