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  1. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 11:46am UTC
    When I have kids,
    I want twins
    and I'm going to name them
    "Too" and "two"
    and if they have to do a group project for school
    and they're not in the same group,
    I'm going to email the teacher and be like
    "You know I'm just really suprised that you couldn't put
    Too and Two together."
    And then I'll laugh and re-name my children.

:)

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