Prego Quotes

sleepinginmemories*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 1:22am UTC

A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.
"I'm having a baby," she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks with wide eyes.
"Yes, it is." she says.
"Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look.
"Oh, yes. A really good baby." the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks, "Then why did you eat him?"

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haannnahhhh
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Girlfriend
babe.. i think im pregnant..
The AT&T Subscriber
Yu Are Trying To Reach
Is No Longer In Service.
YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED
"You" WRONG!
The AT&T Subscriber
You* Are Trying To Reach
Is No Longer In service.

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StreetDancer
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 2:02pm UTC

If I get fat only by thinking of pies
does it mean I'm pregnant
cause I've thought of him at times...?

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Coast2Coast
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:23pm UTC

>gf is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particualrly saucy
-i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird friggin chunks coming out of her
>wtf it's all red and she's obviously not on her period
>I looks at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and she doesn't answer me
>ohcrapohcrapohcrap
>I get her in the car and speed to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, her bleeding has slowed down but she looks paler, almost translucent
>ohf/ck. She looks like she's in vegetative state
>i storm into emergency room and explain everything frantically
>he takes one look at her and then says
>"sir, I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do."
>I'm crying and I'm like "WHY THE F/CK NOT"
>he looks me in the eye and says "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
nmq

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imaginationgirl
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC

"I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone. Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately. She arrives home and her mother opens the door. Her mother screams. Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.
tumblr.

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