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  1. 3milyMerritt 3milyMerritt
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2014 8:34am UTC
    I solemnly swear tha t l am u p to no good

  2. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    Hogwarts be like: I whip my stairs back and forth I whip my stairs back and forth

  3. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    AVADA KEDAVRA
    WHaT a WoNDeRFuL PHRaSe!
    AVADA KEDAVRA
    aiN'T No PaSSiN' CRaZe!
    iT MeaNS i'M KiLLiNG
    MuGGLeS, HouSe-eLVeS aND SLaVeS
    iT'S ouR MuDBLooD-FRee...PHiLoSoPHY!
    Avada Kedavra

  4. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Fandom Rehab:
    Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
    our lives?! *sob*
    Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
    The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
    character deaths were soooo sad!
    Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
    state of confusion after our last episode!
    Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
    FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
    REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
    REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
    WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
    GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
    WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
    IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
    GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
    Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
    Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.

  5. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I was "the kid" who
    got in trouble for
    Reading
    past my
    bedtime

  6. Roxeyd Roxeyd
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Me: Why isn't my pizza done yet?
    Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
    Me: I DID MY WAITING!
    Mom: Oh, God, not again.
    Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
    Mom: Every time.
    Me: IN AZKABAN!

  7. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Meanwhile, on the Hogwarts Express...
    Hermione: I'm Hermione Granger.
    Hermione: And...you are?
    Ron: Your future husband.

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    lllll Harry Potter lllll
    In the movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,
    they muted Harry's scream after Sirius dies
    because it was too agonizing.
    #feels

  9. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    lllll Harry Potter: lllll
    If I was a student at Hogwarts, I'd use Howlers
    to send nice messages to people. Picture this:
    You're sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast
    when an owl drops a letter in front of you.
    It is red. It is smoking. Terrified, you slowly lift the seal,
    cringing against the screaming that is about to ensue.
    The letter rises into the air, screams, "I WANT TO
    TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT!" and then dissolves into flames.

  10. maddiepoytress maddiepoytress
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    The difference between "Abracadabra" and "Avada Kedavra" is,
    "Abracadabra" means "I will create as I speak", and "Avada Kedavra" means "I will destroy as I speak."

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