Pot Quotes

capsized*
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September 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC

I'm 100% okay with you guys smoking weed.
Just don't go around like "OH I'M COOL CAUSE I POKE SMOT."
Like, I went through high school with kids thinking they were the t×ts cause they smoked.
You're not the only one that does it.
You're not special for doing it.
It doesn't make you different.
sTOpP

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Heartless17*
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September 14, 2013 11:49pm UTC

Either I'm going crazy or I smell pot coming from outside my window....

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Tman89frost
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September 13, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I'm getting stoned for the first time tonight:
any tips?

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calixtra
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August 18, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I f`ucking swear I'm not s`hit like they are.

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capsized*
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July 21, 2013 8:39pm UTC

my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES" and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered "pot?"

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WantingTheEnd
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June 29, 2013 8:16am UTC

I think I ate too many weed cookies my hippie, I'm starting to get a pot belly.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 13, 2013 7:22pm UTC

How to make pot brownies
-Bake brownies
-Place brownies into a flower pot
-Enjoy

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vanilla_shortcake
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May 5, 2013 11:55am UTC

“ If a person throws a stone at you,
Just smile and throw a flower at
them… But… Make sure it is still in its
pot! "

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hightendancies
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April 20, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Happy 4/20 ;)

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Hale_Storm18
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March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

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Imagine_this
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March 6, 2013 9:05am UTC

Last week, I put a nuttella pot in the microwave to defrost it but because the lid was plastic, when I took it out and touched it a spark went on my hand and it stung like shiz.
Long story short-
I got and electric shock from nuttella.
if it killed me, that would have been an epic way to die B-).

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