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1. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC
   Me: *sees cute boy*
   Me: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
   Me: With my own mouth
   Me: Softly, because I like you.
   
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2. hatmanandpond
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 10:53am UTC
   That akward moment when you try kiss your cat and it's like: Ew no.
   
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