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  1. jacob_ftw jacob_ftw
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 1:17am UTC
    You were finally dealt the hand of a lifetime. Too bad nobody went in on it.

  2. GO2HELL GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    At 3 shes playing with barbies, getting ready for the first day of school.
    At 5 she's in school, then watching siblings play poker looking up to them
    At 7 shes playing poker with her friends using allowences and barbies
    At 9 she has real cash and is still learning tricks
    At 11 she is rich and knows poker, a master
    At 13 she is expelled from all schools for fighting and cursing
    At 15 she is gambling for money 50$ a night
    At 17 she is playing poker with the big boys winning and getting d®ugs
    At 19 she's playing beer pong and staying up all night with friends shooting héro!n
    At 21 she is arrested for drugs
    At 32 she joins a gang and escapes jail
    At 34 she meets him and they have a baby
    At 36 she gets sent back to jail for 4 years
    At 38 she gets stabbed in jail and goes home
    At 40 she is walking with her baby and is shot
    At 40 ten minutes later she dies.
    Don't think this is fake.
    It happens all the time.
    And people predict this is my story.
    I'll post the other half in a week or so...

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Friend:Is it wrong that I don't know how to play poker?
    Me:No,it's not your fault that you haven't been exposed to the American culture

  4. xxbroadwaybound14xx xxbroadwaybound14xx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 10:17am UTC
    "We cannot change the cards we are dealt. Just how we play the hand."
    -Randy Pausch

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