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  1. EllieLasnier EllieLasnier
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    Because I can see myself in your pants.

  2. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    I sit here
    everyday
    and pick apart my flaws
    like weeds
    and I
    wonder
    how anyone
    could see them as
    roses.

  3. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 2:29pm UTC
    Are you a parking ticket?
    Because you sure have a lot of fine on you ;)

  4. DepressedHby DepressedHby
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    i think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me

  5. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Simply telling students not to bully, is like telling a baby not to put random things in their mouths. You know that they are going to do it anyway. Those students are going to go back to class, instead of listening to the teacher, they will pass notes. They will spread rumors. They will pick and taunt until somebody has had enough. Those somebody's will go home to a parent that ask how school was. When they never realize "Boring," or "Fine," is just a coverup. That kids can be harsh and "Get over it" is just never enough. That when parents say, "I use to get picked on it school too," it never helps. Though this is a new generation, the words have gotten worse, and even more physcial. It was all just because you wore the wrong clothes, or had a problem physically. But students don't care that your parent is going bankruptcy and cant afford nice clothes, or that that problem physically is from a car crash when you were 5. But you can prevent a baby from picking things up off the floor and putting them into their mouths, and you can prevent bulling too. If you see it, don't ignore it. Take action, stop it. Because if that was you, you'd want help to.

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Me during gym: Ball rolls in general direction and I fall over my own shadow.
    Me at a concert: Guitarist throws pick into crowd and I vault over 20 people drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front two teeth.

  7. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    You guys must tell me your favourite singers:
    Leave them below, ok?
    I don't mind if it's from 'My chemical Romance' To 'Taylor Swift'.
    As long as you have a reason for it... then I will be happy c:

  8. yeabuddy yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #1
    Was your father a theif?
    'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  9. SkylarMini SkylarMini
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Everyday is a struggle
    It only ever gets harder
    And sometimes I dont think im strong enough
    Sometimes I just break down and totally collapse
    I fall apart time and time again
    but each time I fall
    I pick myself up again
    Tomorrow its a new day
    It's a fresh start
    It's a blank page
    I can try all over again
    I can always make tomorrow brighter than today

  10. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Scott Pilgrim pick up line: 'Did you know that Pack Man used to be called Puck Man, not because it looked like a hocky puck, but beause 'Puck' means mouth in Latin. But the creators changed it to Pack man becasue they where worried that peole would change the P to a F.'

  11. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Are you a magnet?
    Cause Damn,
    You're attractive.

  12. littleDreamerdarestoDream littleDreamerdarestoDream
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    If you were a booger... I'd pick you first ;)

  13. DoWhatYouLove DoWhatYouLove
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 4:23am UTC
    Cute Guy: What color are your eyes?
    Me: Well, you're the one looking at them.
    Cute Guy: Well they're beautiful. Is that a color?
    I couldn't decide weather to laugh because I can't believe he used that line or hug him because it was adorable

  14. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:28am UTC
    Chat
    ∵ Friend Lists
    ☼ Options
    ☻ Daniel Radcliff ●
    ☺ Josh Hutcherson ●
    ☻ Robert Pattinson ●
    ☻ Matt Smith ●
    ☺ Cody Simpson ●
    ☺ One Direction ●
    ☺ The Janoskians ●
    ☺ Justin Bieber ●
    Chat
    ● Chat (40)
    Who would you choose, if you saw this?

  15. StormForceHeart StormForceHeart
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:10am UTC
    you either choose me or lose me, pick one.

  16. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    BE THAT PERSON
    who is not afraid to pick up a
    sweet-smelling rose, even though
    » it will have thorns along its stem.♥

  17. Btrytobefunny Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    I'm not the best choice nor I am the best one, but I hope you'll chose me.

  18. Directioner_Forever_88 Directioner_Forever_88
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Niall: Hi.
    Me: Hey are you from Tennessee? Cause I wanna make out with your face.

  19. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    Sore or Sorry.
    You Pick

  20. A_Million_Cats A_Million_Cats
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Hey Witty, help please? I want to write a story for wattpad, but help me pick which one?
    (1) "Fake Feelings"
    Alexander is a boy, he had anorexia and depression. He joins a new school, because of bullying. The same day as him, a new girl joins, Anna. She becomes popular quickly, whilst he has trouble fitting in. Him and her create a close bond and become great friends, until he finds himself falling for her. She doesn't know he is her female best friend online too.
    (2) My Summer. (Inspired by The Vow and 50 first dates)
    Me and Summer were both teenagers at the time. But it was love at first sight. We met in a field. Me and her were best friends, lovers, soul mates, until a car crash led her to forgetting all about me. I go on a journey, making her fall in love with me once again. Until she fights amnesia and other diseases as she grows older and more delicate. She no longer remembers it; but I will always remember My Summer.
    (3) Restricted Love.
    Anna is only seventeen, but when she was born she had a hole in the wall of her heart, the doctors warned her parents when she was born that she probably wouldn't live any longer than her twenty first birthday. She isn't even eighteen, yet she's sitting in the doctors office while he's telling her that her health is deteriorating quickly, she doesn't know how long she has, they warned her stress would make her worse, and then she falls in love.
    Please vote!

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