Peanutbutter Quotes

peace9115*
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March 21, 2014 10:41am UTC

Have you ever pretended to have the hiccups just so you could eat peanut butter in front of your mom or is it just me??

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AwkwardPaws*
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December 14, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Write a comment down below with something that just popped into your head.
please =]
Cookiedoughformats

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 6:39pm UTC

I'm eating a cookie.
This cookie is going to give me diabetes.
That sounds absolutely amazing. No joke.
It's a peanut butter cookie with peanuts and Reeses in them.
*jealous*
Format by Breeze

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capsized*
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September 1, 2013 8:55pm UTC

My favorite thing to do when I'm home alone is put weird toppings on popcorn.
Ex: Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, chocolate sauce and sprinkles.

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Miluiel*
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August 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Wet peanut butter is the worst.
❤
cookiedoughformats

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Friend: "I'm peanut butter."
Friend: "Be jelly!"
You know like short for jealous but jelly goes with peanut butter so it's like...yeah I'll stop now

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Jdsoul
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August 11, 2013 7:36pm UTC

ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME
PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME
PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME

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Jdsoul
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August 11, 2013 7:34pm UTC

ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME
PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME
PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME

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FreddyJ
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June 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC

John Green cooks food with 3-year-old son, Henry...
John: You take the celery, and then you add like, peanut butter and raisins and it's called "ants on a log."
Henry: I don't want peanut butter on it!
John: You don't want peanut butter on it?!
Henry: No!
John: What are you, a Communist?!
Henry: Umm...yes!
John: You are?!
Henry: Yes!
John: That's a surprise...but you know what? I'm just happy that you're politically engaged at your age, I think that's great.

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sammilynn_143
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June 8, 2013 10:50am UTC

I want my Peanut Butter & Peanut Butter Cup Ben&Jerry's Back..
:(
(My mom told my dad he could eat it..)

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Yonna13
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June 3, 2013 8:38pm UTC

My convo with my older sister last week
Me: She just Jelly bro.
My Sister: She's just jelly without peanut butter.
Me: EXACTLY she jelly without peanut butter.

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smalltowngirl95
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April 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC

Reasons not to eat Crunchy Peanut Butter:
Hurts your teeth when you bite your sandwich wrong.
mq nmf

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dumb_blonde1998
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February 25, 2013 4:21pm UTC

I'm so sick of getting heartbroken because of boys. I think it's time to start dating peanut butter. I mean I can eat him all day long he's just that amazing.

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