Best Pass Quotes Ever

flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Today I was walking out of class
And I told the teacher to have a good rest of the day as I left
She said thanks
And she said "Oh by the way Kelsey thanks for smiling a couple times at me today it really made my day a whole lot better I have a feeling most students don't like me and those smiles from you just made me feel better and she almost started crying"
This means a lot to me
That I could have such a huge impact on a teacher
And I always wonder if I have an impact on anyone else

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:49am UTC

Admit it, once in your life,
you've tried to guess someone's password and failed.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Me: *doesn't study for exam*
Me: *passes*
Me: *studies for exam*
Me: *fails*
Can somebody explain this logic to me, please?

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Me I'm gonna start exercising today and be healthy!
Me: *does one sit-up*
Me: I think I'll just stay down here. It's pretty comfy anyways.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Yeah! I'm a pacifist!
I'm gonna pass a fist through your face!

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 10:55am UTC

I think I'm falling for you. Oh, don't bother responding. I'll see myself over to the friend zone. I've got a season pass. I know the way.

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Were all mad here*
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 10:12pm UTC

Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 10:41am UTC

Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 1:47pm UTC

I Feel Like You Could
just give a teacher a blank late pass and they wouldn't even notice. The teachers just take them and nod, then throw them away.

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mads*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 8:52am UTC

i feel like hawaii doesn't even give
one single sh/t about whats going on
they're just like are we even america
whatever brah gotta go catch this
sick wave down on beach
hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha

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musicure
posted a quote
February 10, 2016 3:43pm UTC

When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul,
Your faith walks on broken glass,
And the hangover doesn't pass,
Nothing's ever built to last

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TheJealousOne
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 8:19am UTC

On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed,
has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to. The author is you and the sentence is your life. PASS THIS ON.

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 11:18pm UTC

time passes by
time passes by
i pass by
bye

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Loves_First_Kiss
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:27am UTC

This Is Called The Eye Test!
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:
abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
****** *** *** ****** *** ******
Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
This is so annoying.

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just_fly
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed, has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to. The author is you and the sentence is your life. PASS THIS ON.

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RejectedGamer
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March 29, 2013 8:19am UTC

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:49am UTC

kay guyss.. every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT" it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ] so we can see who eachother are. pass it on and sign your name:)♥
lolgrl3
molldolldove
Linabinabae
UND3R
OMGreen
CapriSun
ruxrux10
Bunnylover43
WesternWarrior
Fern26
Clearlytruthful
Deadlyvampire17
niallsgirltatianna
PurpleJellybean
Loves_First_Kiss
AwkwardShmexsheeTurtle

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 25, 2014 12:03pm UTC

if someone died during and exam all the other present students pass..............so whos gonna take one for the team

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 11:46pm UTC

I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you.♥

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:26am UTC

"i dont want to be here"

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