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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2022 2:52pm UTC
    Most parties are gender reveal parties, eventually.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2021 3:05pm UTC
    Forgetorandum of understanding n. An agreement between two or more parties not to remember a party at which they were partying.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    An after-work party is great as long as you don't have after-after-work-party work.

  4. cactusmikey cactusmikey
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2016 12:59am UTC
    not killing myself is a personal achievement but you can't really brag about that at dinner parties.

  5. keepingthemoon keepingthemoon
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Love like him♡
    Chpter 1
    next chapter previer-
    he showed up with a big bruise on his arm and his face..
    Guess who?
    "Sutton, those guys are checking you out." Well at least I think thats what my bestfriend Dustee just said. We're out our schools final basketball games so it's pretty hard to hear over all ofthe cheering. Plus we're cheerleaders so we shouldn't be paying attention to that anyway!
    "What, Dustee?"
    "I said those guys were looking at you!" She says pointing to a big group of 4 guys. One of them is looking at her. But they always are. How could they not? She's a size one, perfect beach blonde hair, beautiful smile. Totally different from my size 3 and straight brown hair.
    "They're looking at you too!" I say too her, but she already knows that.
    When half time comes, we do the usual and go get suckers and a lemonade. The boys walk up to us.
    "What are your names?" says the boy in a blue nike sweatshirt, obviously looking at Dustee.
    "I'm Dustee," she says,"and this is Sutton." she says pointing to me.
    "aaannddd... your names are?" I ask them, looking at the boy in the khaki shorts and red vans on.
    "I'm Taylor." says the one in the blue nike sweashirt.
    "Colby." says the one with dark curly hair.
    "Kameron." says the one with the i heart boobies bracelet on.
    "Hollis." Says the one in the red vans.
    I keep looking at him but the buzzer goes off for the game to start again before I can say anything to him.
    When the game is over we meet back up with the guys.
    "There's a party at my friend Deannas house. You guys want to come?" Dustee asks them.
    I don't really want to go to the party. I never do. But, as always, she makes me go. But it's better than being home.
    My mom is and alchoholic. She's a total b.. itch.
    I get my iphone and text my older brother Toby that I might come to his house tonight after the party. He's 19, still in highschool, but he lives with his friend Jake.
    We all walk to Deannas house because there's not enough room for us in one car.
    When we get there there's already about 10 people who are drunk and high. I hate drinking and smoking. I dont want to be like my mom.
    When we get there I go sit on Deannas back patio. I don't want to deal with everybody tonight. I can hear the music pretty good out here. It's not too bad. It's all country music though, but it doesn't matter.
    "What are you doing out here?" I look up to see Colby standing there. The boy with dark curly hair. Not the one I had my eye on, but whatever! He's still attractive.
    "I don't drink." I Say too him.
    "Me either." he says handing me a bottle of water.
    "So why don't you drink?" He asks me.
    "I don't drink because my moms an alchoholic. I don't want to walk around treating other people how she treats me. Why don't you drink."
    "I go through the same thing, except with my dad. He's a total douchenozzle sometimes."
    All in all, the night wasn't too bad.

  6. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:00pm UTC
    There ain't no party like a Gatsby party
    because a Gatsby party don't stop
    until at least two people are dead and
    everyone is disillusioned with the Jazz Age
    as a whole

  7. JudgeMarina JudgeMarina
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    GUYS SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE
    bonfires and sleeping with open windows and all nighters every night and swimming and thunderstorms and vacations and friends and trampolines and running around in shorts and warm mornings and road trips and being carefree and parties and riding bikes and no stress and county fair and not having to worry about what lies ahead because every day you can do whatever you want to do and be whoever you want to be and I just really really can't wait for summer

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    The blessings of Wyotech:
    -Hot guys who go there (yes please)
    -Great parties with f.cking walking distance (That I don't get invited to)
    -THE WHOLE F/CKING REASON MY TOWN HAS ANYTHING IN IT AT ALL LIKE WE HAVE TWO SHEETZ, MCCDONALDS, DAIRY QUEEN, WALMART, LIKE 10 BARS, VALLEY DAIRY 4 HOTELS, URGENT CARE (which I take full advantage of) TACO BELL, KFC, PIZZA HUT, FOXS, CORNELL (seriously they built the f/cking thing across the street from Wyotech)
    SPEAKING OF SHEETZ, and food, ONE OF THEM UPGRADED AND NOW WE HAVE A F/CKING ICE CREAM MACHINE IN IT IT'S PERFECTION AND WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF SLUSHIE MACHINES AND I PLAN ON TRYING EACH AND EVERY FLAVOR THERE OH MY I LOVE SHEETZ.

  9. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Dads at party: *are all deathly silent*
    Dads at party: *suddenly all erupt in deafening laughter*

  10. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    October 27, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Here’s To The Kids.
    The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who were never too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends. Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses and just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one’s for the kids who didn’t make it, we were the kids who never made it. The overcast girls and the underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “breaking hearts is what we do best,” and “we’ll make your heart be ripped out of your chest.” The only heart that I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn’t make it.
    We are the kids who never made it.
    NOTMINE/SWEET

  11. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
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    August 7, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    me at family parties
    “who even are these people”
    “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
    “yes i am really this tall”
    “can we leave now”
    “free food holla”
    “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”
    "no i don’t have a boyfriend"

  12. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:19am UTC
    On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
    Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

  13. artsylilacs artsylilacs
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Going to birthday parties for the food.

  14. xwhippedcreamx xwhippedcreamx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    *At a family party*
    Person you don't know: Wow! You have grown so much!
    Me: Uhh... Umm... Yeah! I'm a big girl now! heh heh. *cower and slowly waddle away backwards*

  15. GoddessofNight GoddessofNight
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    It's all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; hide and seek.

  16. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Got invited to 2 parties
    in the same week.
    Not sure where all these friends came from but hey, i'm not complaining

  17. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    Why am I always that friend, that when
    birthday parties occure, I am never invited?
    </3

  18. SunnyAegyo SunnyAegyo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Everytime someone invites me to a party, i say "nah don't wanna kill the fun" and walk away.

  19. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 12:42am UTC
    'you should've been there!'
    cool. i'm sure it would've helped if i was invited.

  20. sticksandstones001 sticksandstones001
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    If I wrote a story, who would read it?
    I was gonna write it about my life for the past 2 years.
    From my first love,heartbreaks, drinking,smoking, becoming addicted to pills,cutting, going to see the beach the first time, and the real story of growing up.

:)

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