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Parallel Quotes

  1. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Parallel lines have a lot in common but they never meet.
    Ever.
    You might think that's sad.
    But every other pair of lines meet once and then drift apart forever.
    Which is pretty sad too.

  2. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    and in a parallel universe,
    it's me you can't resist.

  3. niqc niqc
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:10am UTC
    *In a parrallel universe*
    *10 PM*
    kid: Hey mom im going to play video games now
    mom: alright have fun
    kid: *in room studying* >:D
    *le mom finds out*
    mom: Thats it! No studying for 2 weeks
    kid: :'(

:)

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