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1mrsseguin9
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March 26, 2014 8:36pm UTC
*Talking to friends about who a guy thinks is hot*Friend 1: It's so you!Friend 2: HA no!!Friend 1: Who else would it be?Friend 2: Umm Meg!!Friend 1: *looks at me* Oh come on, really?Me: What's that supposed to mean?Friend 1: No way!Glad to know my friends think I'm pretty... some friend she is

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Lifehappens
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August 7, 2013 11:27am UTC
I'm Sick With The Flu/Virus/Cold. I Wanna Die. Kill Me Now
Fever is 104 KILL ME

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sacarter
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February 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC
When you hit your elbo and your whole arm goes numb and you you have to choose the date for the amputation

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daisybug2000
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January 30, 2013 6:57pm UTC
People say if you play with fire you'll get burnt.
I say if you don't play with fire, you'll never know how bad it hurts until you get burnt.

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