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*silvergirl*
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December 8, 2013 9:02am UTC

#the whovian struggle
I was reading a paper out loud to my class and it said odd in it. Instead of saying "Odd" I pronounced it "Ood"

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*Death*
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August 24, 2013 5:26pm UTC

You know what sucks? Relapse.

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JustNodandSmile
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March 16, 2013 10:30am UTC

I just saw a baby sleeping on my couch.
Then I remembered I was babysitting.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:50pm UTC

I'm back on witty,
Wondering why?
Because I'm feeling like it's time to pay a visit to here.
After all, this is the venting place

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 6:50pm UTC

I hope you understand that I'll probably never get over you. Even though you're not and might never be mine, I honestly love you with all my heart. You're so sweet and funny and you make me feel better about myself. To me you'll always be a knight in shining amour but I'm not your princess. I swear I didn't mean to fall but I couldn't control it. Now everyone has to live up to you and I don't think anyone will.
I'll find someone eventually but they'll never be you

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IJustNeedLovee
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July 2, 2014 1:07pm UTC

So I messaged him again today because I was finally feeling ok again. But he made me feel cr.ap again. I'm not as ready as I thought I was...

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*silvergirl*
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December 22, 2013 9:17am UTC

so I was writing on my teachers Christmas card in black in and instead of 'happy Christmas ' I wrOTE 'HAPPY EASTER'

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Aurora876
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 9:37pm UTC

I say sorry a lot,
Because I feel like I have to apologize for everything I do
I always feel like I have to clean up for whatever I messed up
Sorry it bothers you,
My entire self being bothers me

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Gia2525
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 12:24am UTC

My Dad and his friend/worker were adding a closet into my moms room so I got them water and beer I decided to shake my dads bottle for a prank so it explodes the beer goes all over him but his friend ended up getting his...opps

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ltoma18
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 5:51pm UTC

BI/CHES
BE TRIPPIN'
....okay maybe
I pushed one

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Aurora876
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November 21, 2013 4:40pm UTC

"Do you love me?"
"I dunno"
"Do you even want to be with me?"
"I dunno."
My relationship is falling apart and I don't care.

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OnceUponAStory
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:22am UTC

The Letter. THE CHANGE. The Lie.
Story Update:
Hey guys! Sorry bout this, but part two of chapter 82 is a click to see quote (opps!). I clicked the add quote button as the warning was loading so I didn't see it until after the quote was already added. Sorry! /:
Hope you enjoy the story!

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