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  1. Amenah Amenah
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    February 7, 2016 4:22pm UTC
    gonna keep dragging across the coals until i get to somewhere it doesn't burn
    the whole world can't be made of fire, there's not enough energy in the universe for that.

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
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    November 9, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    Omg so two days ago in History my teacher was talking about the Great Depression. He said, "When you think everything is going great, everything just comes crashing down." The guy I like said, "Wow, sounds like a Taylor Swift relationship."

  3. bye* bye*
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    July 22, 2013 10:44am UTC
    apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.

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