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gab*
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July 13, 2013 8:00pm UTC
i still don’t understand why i didn’t get the job. they asked for a resume, i have more experience than what they required. they asked for professionalism, i spent hours preparing what i was going to say. they asked for expert attire such as a tuxedo, so i arrived in my birthday suit.

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chanelreid16
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February 10, 2013 2:51pm UTC
All my life I thought air was free...
Until I bought a bag of chips

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Butterbear
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April 12, 2013 8:21pm UTC
Saying goodbye is never easy,
especially if It's to the friends
you've known for so long.
I'm sorry.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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May 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
Guys.
He kissed me today.
♥

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AwkwardlyFiona*
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August 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC
ZALFIE IS REAL HOLD ME

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