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Bec*
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January 13, 2015 2:59am UTC

One time I told my dog to turn off my light and close the door.

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omgitsglish*
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January 29, 2014 10:54pm UTC

don't you hate it when
you catch your crush talking to another girl? you just get so angry, because they don't notice your efforts on trying to get closer. You have to use all your guts to even say one word to them, yet they ignore you all the time. They talk to every other girl but you. And what sucks is that you can't even get mad at him, because he's not yours.

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omgitsglish*
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January 29, 2014 7:36pm UTC

don't you hate it when
you catch your crush talking to another girl? you just get so angry, because they don't notice your efforts on trying to get closer. You have to use all your guts to even say one word to them, yet they ignore you all the time. They talk to every other girl but you. And what sucks is that you can't even get mad at him, because he's not yours.

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capsized*
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October 15, 2013 10:05pm UTC

ᶤ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᵃᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ

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tacosliketoparty
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June 20, 2013 4:29pm UTC

At the bus stop last weekend
Girl: Has the bus came yet?
Me Mentally: If the bussfucking came, do you really think I'd be standing here in the freezing cold like a total drowned monkey?
Me: Nope.

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imjustthatcool
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March 20, 2013 5:57pm UTC

I HUGGED MY CRUSH TODAY AND HE SMELLED REALLY GOOD AND WE JUST KINDA STOOD THERE HUGGING AND THEN I SAID "OH I HAVE TO GO" AND SO I RAN AWAY AND DUCKED UNDER SOMETHING AND HE LAUGHED A LITTLE AND HE SMELLED REALLY GOOD AND IT WAS REALLY CUTE CAUSE HE'S TALLER THAN ME AND AND AND AND AND I'M CRYING CAUSE I MISS HIM.
HOW DO GIRLS DO THIS IDEK.

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imjustthatcool
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March 15, 2013 9:22pm UTC

SO I WAS TRYING TO SPAM MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK BY UPDATING MY STATUS A LOT BUT SINCE I'M REALLY STUPID I DIDN'T THINK THAT OTHERS WOULD BE SPAMMED TOO AND NOW I'M GETTING YELLED AT BY MY SIBLINGS AND EVERYONE HATES ME NOW AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER.

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SmileSweetheart
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March 3, 2013 9:35am UTC

Steve should have a category called 'idek' for those people who have no idea what their quote falls under.
omf I need that category right now.
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