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Shanaynor
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June 20, 2014 5:50pm UTC

So today, my mom called me white eminem wow thanks mom

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Infinity on high*
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March 26, 2014 7:07am UTC

so today we were sitting in class and our teacher held us back to give homework after the bell rang and then this guy at the back of the class was like 'just hold on we're going home'

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pingumingu
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March 18, 2014 11:30am UTC

When my friend doesn't text back:
5 minutes: Oh ok well I guess they're busy
15 minutes: Well ok then be that way
1 hour: What are they doingggg
2 hours: Do they even like me???
1 day: SORRY I BOTHERED YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP

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*Yours Truly*
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March 13, 2014 12:43am UTC

Movies/TV Shows are so unrealistic.
Like, who can seriously dial a number and be like, "Find everything you can on ________"
And then your private investigator just so happens to find the exact information on the exact person you're looking for, even though there are probably dozens of other people with the same name.
Nice try, Television...

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Infinity on high*
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February 28, 2014 6:06pm UTC

a catching fire interview
interviewer: which part of your body do you like most?
Liam Hemsworth: I'd say my tongue
Liam Hemsworth: because it allows me to taste things
Josh Hutcherson:
Josh Hutcherson: I'd say my....
Josh Hutcherson: left ear lobe.
Josh Hutcherson:
Interviewer:
Liam:
Josh: it's extremely soft.
can we please take a moment to be grateful for this guy because that's about as original as it gets ....and his left earlobe is soft so

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Dishonored*
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January 14, 2014 9:19pm UTC

*dyes my hair with the
blood of my unfollowers.*

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josie*
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December 4, 2013 2:19pm UTC

just a friendly reminder that
we are closer to 2017 than 2007

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josie*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 5:23pm UTC

"If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the
mirror three times a white girl in yoga pants will
come and tell you all her favouraite things about fall"

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josie*
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September 6, 2013 2:16pm UTC

I hope you looked in the mirror today
and saw someone beautiful.
But, if you didn't thats okay because
you're still beautiful to me.

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Ethanol
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August 25, 2013 8:01am UTC

"You have someone in your life whom you honor and revere so much that every hurt on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain"
— GAARA, NARUTO

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Ethanol
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August 25, 2013 7:58am UTC

“
Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life.
— kakashi, naruto

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Ethanol
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August 25, 2013 2:42am UTC

Format chickittylover, triangle idea from ImmaBeWitty
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and I wonder if I ever cross your mind
for me it happens all the time
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