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bye*
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March 27, 2015 9:26pm UTC

i wanna make art and stop getting attached to people

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:21pm UTC

1999 kids:I want a bed near the window so I can see the moon and the stars
2013 kids: loll a bed near the mobile charging slot is perfect for me

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:16pm UTC

you go to school: nothing happens.
you miss a day of school:6 fights, tupac comebacks, school had a blackout and beyonce performed at the cafeteria.

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:13pm UTC

My relationship status?
netflix, oreos and sweatpants

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:11pm UTC

True Fact #192
Putting on music while cleaning and dancing like I'm a damn rockstar

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Does anyone else,
has this strange urges to clean out
and rearrange the furniture at 3 am?

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:03pm UTC

I pretty much spend all day, every day,
looking forward to go back to sleep.

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster
so you can see how toasted your toast has been while it's toasting?

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 12:58pm UTC

I only need an hour of uninterrupted sleep
Every hour.

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Voldemort is like a teen girl,
He has a diary, a tiara,
a special cup, a pet he adores.
and an obsession whith a famous teenage boy.

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Onix*
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August 29, 2013 12:52pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you can't understand what your 2-year-old nephew is telling.

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Onix*
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August 28, 2013 12:57pm UTC

It was a usual day, me and my sister walking into an ice cream shop
So, the cashier asked us to select which favor we wanted and my sister accidently tapped the ice-cream window
Then, the cashier turned and told us with wrath at his voice: DON'T TAP THE WINDOW IT SCARES THE ICE-CREAM
And here's me laughing while rolling on the ground like a retarged seal.

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Onix*
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August 2, 2013 6:56am UTC

I want to see a good cartoon movie,
any suggestions?

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