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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 8:50am UTC
So I was in gym class and I heard some guys laughing. I turned around and one was behind me and humpîng the air. Then in a really creepy voice he said "I have a big dîck"

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glitter on my hands*
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December 1, 2013 7:05pm UTC
last night I was really tired so I was going all stoner
and so this morning I woke up and this was written on my wall:
"You know you're good friends with somebody when you clip your toenails @ their house".
What even.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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July 24, 2013 8:17pm UTC
I know i'm losing you,
And it's literally killing me.

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KeepFighting
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July 13, 2013 2:56pm UTC
*Me trying to give my little brother a hug*
Him: No, you're wet
Him: You're gross
Him: Go back in your room and change
Me: Oh.
He's 4 guys.

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lolhai
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February 9, 2013 3:33pm UTC
At age 5, she wants to be a ballerina,
At age 8, she wants to be an astronaut,
At age 10 she wants to be a teacher,
At age 12 she wants to be a doctor,
At age 15, she wants to be dead.

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