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  1. bone bone
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    person| *says something confusing*
    me|
    me| "Was that supposed to make sense?"
    me in math class| "Is this supposed to make sense?"
    me at my first job as a cashier| "Am I supposed to make cents?"

  2. DreamAbovetheStars DreamAbovetheStars
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:11am UTC
    What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician?
    A Labracadabrador

  3. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you find a teddy bear on the beach which causes a power outage and then the FBI come to arrest you so you have to escape and drive 200 miles to a beach house and put the teddy bear in a spaceship back in time to a scientist that saves humanity, then your teaches asks how your weekand went. -The last mimzy

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