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  1. shoppergal123 shoppergal123
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2015 8:14am UTC
    Today will be wasted cringing.
    1/24/15

  2. Applex Applex
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 8:57am UTC
    Been on the internet for six hours in one go...
    what is my life?

  3. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    This is beautiful!
    Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon
    come out of the operating room.
    She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?
    When can I see him?
    " The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,
    but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't
    God care any more?
    Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon
    asked,
    "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of
    the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before
    he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to
    son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put
    it in a plastic
    bag and handed it to
    Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his
    body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody
    else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I
    won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other
    little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on,
    "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone
    else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked
    out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after
    spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with
    Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive
    home was difficult. It was even harder
    to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's
    belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
    son's room. She started placing the model cars and other
    personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept
    them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried
    herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the
    bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't
    think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just
    'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love
    you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other
    again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you
    won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my
    room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl
    instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do.
    You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.
    Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.
    Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me
    around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The
    angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what?
    Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw
    Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess
    what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I
    was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to
    write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I
    already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God
    handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this
    letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to
    drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer
    to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I
    needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me,
    as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He
    always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written
    except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper.
    Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs
    it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to
    sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will
    be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The
    cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that
    pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much,
    either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me.
    The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost
    this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of
    believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the
    Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    When you're down to nothing, God is up to
    something. 

  4. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 1:39am UTC
    There was this one time I was at a custard place, and this lady walked up to her son and was like:
    Woman: Where are your balls?
    Her son: In my pants.
    And I remember thinking... okay, so I know you teach your kids to point to their nose if you ask them where ther nose is, but this is ridiculous...
    And it took me a while to realise they were both talking about his toy rubber bouncy ball things in his pants pocket.... :/

  5. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 9:22am UTC
    Have you ever thought that when people put their family members ashes in the ocean they will eventually wash up on shore so basically beaches may contain dead human.

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:15am UTC
    Is anyone
    else Mad
    about How
    the Movie,
    City of Bones
    Turned out??
    Because seriously
    just...
    UGH!

  7. *_* *_*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    It physically hurts me when
    I'm at a library using the computer and I see someone pressing one key one at a time and don't actually know how to type PROPERLY

  8. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    They say you die twice.
    Once when you stop breathing
    and a second time,
    a bit later on,
    when someone says your name
    for the last time.

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    We had to make a list of what we like in class
    here is mine :
    - make up
    - flute
    - cupcakes
    - Music
    - Satan
    The teacher looked at me with suprise in her eyes and questioned me about one of the things I put down ;
    "Flute? You play flute!? But you're like punk rock..."

  10. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    South Carolina is far away.
    I want you to be close, right here.

  11. countrychic98 countrychic98
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    I hate how all of my teachers had me fill out a personal survey, like why do you need to know my favorite childhood memory and how many pets i have?

  12. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    Victoria urban dictionary
    A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incredible, cute, all around perfect girl in the whole Universe. She is just stunning, she can light up the darkest rooms with her smile, and bring up anyones day with her voice, there is nothing wrong with her at all, she just never ceases to amaze anyone, her beauty is hypnotic and her eyes are mesmerizing, she herself is so magnetic, on a scale of 1 to 10 she is an Eleventy Fortyfour,she may seem like a good girl but have a night with her and you'll discover her total bad girl side, she is into pink fuzzy handcuffs and leather,but you still cant help but remain in love with her,even though she is incredibly kinky.
    Gosh! When I saw Victoria pass by my zipper broke!

  13. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus: We can't stop
    Me: That is probably unhealthy

  14. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    When you out of the blew
    look at your old facebook pictures and posts or randomly go on your myspace and look
    at your old pictures and the way you used to type.
    Someone should've threw a dictionary at me,

  15. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    When your crush cuts his hair and suddenly the feelings are gone and then you feel awkward because you only loved them for the hair..

  16. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    *holding phone in hand*
    where the f.ck is my phone

  17. two_of_me two_of_me
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    My baby just had her 3 birthday and now im having twins im only 18

  18. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:14am UTC
    Waking up with his scent on you. >>>

  19. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    to add to my last quote thing i told her i would have been 13 and preggo with her she says so? my little sister is 13 and preggo :-/ i said wow its crazy how as time goes on babies havin babies is multiplying condoms and birth control kids pleaseeee

  20. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    How come in all the books and
    movies, the hot athletic popular guy chases
    after the socially awkward girl?
    Like can real life work that way?

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