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  1. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    The sass is real

  2. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    I'm an actor
    These words are all actors
    And you're on
    MTV's Disaster Quote

  3. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    "You're too younger for the internet" said the 13 year old.
    "I'm older than you"
    "You're like 12"
    "I'm 17..."
    Do I really look 12?

  4. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Is it June yet?

  5. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    We just got your x-ray results back and I’m afraid that there’s some bad news. It appears that there is an entire spooky skeleton inside of you and there’s nothing we can do to remove it. I’m so sorry.

  6. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    I find it funny that I have followers like are you aware I'm a loser

  7. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    You know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are.
    What if that happened in real life
    What if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started randomly singing because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower.

  8. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:31am UTC
    I'm a Power Ranger.

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