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  1. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    One time, my super religious aunt came to visit
    and gave me a blessed cross since i'm an
    athiest and she thinks she can convert me.
    I picked it up and immidiately dropped it screaming,
    "IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!"
    She was super p.issed off at me and my dad
    came in to see what the commotion was, picked
    up the cross and did the exact same thing.
    My aunt doesn't visit anymore...

:)

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