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Nothappening Quotes

  1. LifeIsStrange LifeIsStrange
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 10:05pm UTC
    "It's like when i try to
    connect with you
    i get more distant from
    you"

  2. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2015 8:53pm UTC
    I am better than just s.ex. I have more to offer to the world and to the human population. I might as well just tape a sign to my forehead "I don't wanna have s.ex with you" 😒

  3. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Telling a girl to calm down
    is like trying to baptize a cat.

  4. summergirl369 summergirl369
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Sometimes I think that maybe
    he did like me last year;
    I was just too sad to notice.
    How could I have let him get away?
    But he had a girlfriend at the time.
    And I would never have done
    anything, anyway.
    So now I'm stuck in a dream world
    where I fantasize about him and I.

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    So...
    Apparently this summer I'm going to Italy, Tennessee, Florida, and North Carolina.
    My parents have no idea but you know...WHATEVERRRRR.

  6. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    All of my friends are being social. Me? I'm sitting on the opposite side of the basement, sitting on a lego table, on witty!

  7. Jodieendacott Jodieendacott
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    we cling to our fairytales
    until the price for believing
    then becomes too high

  8. ikaitlynn ikaitlynn
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    That moment when
    the Autistic kid humps you....
    Uhmmm Nooooo. GTFO

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