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1. PrimarilyParamore*
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2014 5:06am UTC
   Hello
   Gallagher Girl .
   
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2. JustNodandSmile
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   bag of cookies: 90 calories per serving
   serving size: the crubs at the bottom of the bag
   
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3. yourtypicalwhitegirl
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2013 3:42pm UTC
   “boots with the fur” oh do you mean my uggs
   
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4. JustNodandSmile
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 2:57pm UTC
   Wow.
   Look's like
   Witty's turned into a huge lame pun contest
   ...
   ...
   ...
   a puntest.
   
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5. jojoreo
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2013 6:59am UTC
   Is anyone else secretly in love with a fictional or cartoon character?
   
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6. kristabff
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   my computer is hotter than my appearance and cooler than my soul
   
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7. DeathOfASon
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2013 11:49am UTC
   i went to this ‘house party’ last weekend
   but it was pretty disappointing.. there was only one house there
   
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8. TheDysfunctional
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 8:21pm UTC
   I hate when I like my own quotes
   then refresh the page,
   and I see notifications,
   so Iget all excited,
   but then realize
   it's my own likes.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

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