When I talk to people: *Is my breath smelly?!? omfg, i dont want to intoxicate the person...is their anything on my face?!? it would be such an embarrassment... ugh what about my hair? it needs to look presentable.*
When people talk to me: *I DONT GIVE A F/CK ABOUT MY BREATH, OR HAIR, OR FACE. I JUST NEED TO TALK TO THEM. I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE IM GOING TO TOXICATE THEM WITH MY BREATH lol*
Me: Well sh/t