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capsized*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 12:37am UTC

perfect;
it doesn't exist.

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BatmanChick18
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:26pm UTC

This quote does not exist. Don't even waste your time. Do you realize what you could be doing instead of reading this? You could be wasting your time...doing other things. But you stll decide to sit here on your lazy butt and read this worthless, time consuming quote. You should be ashamed of your ratchet self.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:51am UTC

Am I the only person who didn't know wtf a thigh gap was until three days ago?
Ya know why that is? Because no one really cares or notices if you have a thigh gap. Never one have I heard someone say,
"Omg she doesn't have a thigh gap."
That's because it is insignifigant and doesn't count towards who you are.

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seeyouthen
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Me: I haven't checked my phone in 3 days!!
Me: I wonder how many texts I'll have!
Phone: 0
Me:
Me:
Me: Woo-hoo, better than -1!
Me: Good for me finding the positivity in a bad situation!

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Sandie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:14pm UTC

fictional characters:
santa claus
the easter bunny
my boyfriend

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kissofdeathx_x
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 11:55am UTC

You're never gonna love me, so
what's thepoint?

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 8:58pm UTC

I hate how periods are like completely nonexistent in books.

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Delicate*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 12:50am UTC

Time
is an idea that humans have conjured, nothing more. It is without ends or limits, infinite, simply because it does not exist.

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