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Halo Angel1*
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September 9, 2013 9:40pm UTC
Math: If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 sparkles, how many orangutangs will fit in a cloud? Pink, because because aliens don't wear hats.

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raquelpoo
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June 26, 2013 1:07pm UTC
CAN SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND.
Please, I don't want to die alone.

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