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  1. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    2 people sitting on front of me on
    the bus were talking about how rude
    it is when people eavesdrop on others conversations
    and I leaned forward and told them that
    I totally agree.

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    The se.xual tension that happened
    when you found out who picked you in Heads Down, Thumbs Up.

  3. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    watch me now as i seduce you
    with my awkwardness.

  4. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    I mustache you a question.
    Can't you shave it for later?
    I'll make it furry quick!
    Well, come hair and tell me.
    nmq

  5. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    The things I wish I knew before my
    15th birthday:
    1: Ask every person you meet how their day is going.
    Genuinely ask them as you want to know. Your
    friend, that lonely person in the hallways, the
    cafeteria lady. Ask everyone.
    2.If the person makes you feel like sh/t and you
    still go back to them, it's an abusive relationship.
    3. Everything sems worse in the morning. Don't
    fall for it, it's deceiving.
    4. Always be friends with the broken people.
    They know how to survive.
    5. Eat the cupcake, you have better things
    to worry about than those 300 calories.
    6. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can
    breathe again. Water will always love to love your
    skin.
    7. You can be a caring person, but you need to be happy
    with yourself before you try to make others happy.
    8. If you're still checking their Facebook/Instagram/
    Twitter/Tumblr, you're never going to get over them.
    9. Opening your skin will not set your demons free.
    Open your heart. Open your mind. Open your hands.
    10. Smile often. Smile at strangers. Smile at your friends.
    Smile when nobody is looking. Smile when somebody
    is rambling to you.
    11. You can't fix people no matter how hard you try.
    Get this engraved in your mind.
    12. Don't respond to a group of males whistling at you.
    You're a human being, not a dog.
    13. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others
    are forest fires.
    14. The moment you feel your happiness being dictated by
    another person, take a break from them.
    15. You are stronger than you realize.
    16. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next
    to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
    17. No one hates you more than you hate yourself.
    Stop being your own enemy.
    18. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it's the
    kitchen floor, your balcany or a corner coffee shop, just
    make sure you have a safe place.
    19. A lot of people don't like their things showing. More
    people than you know are going through hard times.
    20. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders
    and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will
    be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
    21. Remember, that sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

  6. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I went to sleep
    thinking about you
    and woke up
    [ j u s t t h e s a m e ]

  7. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I wonder what it's like
    to wake up and love yourself
    to look in the mirror and not want to cry
    to weigh yourself, see the number, and not want to puke
    to be with friends and not feel ugly
    to go into public and not be insecure
    to go shopping for clothes and not feel fat
    i just wonder;
    what it's like to love your life...

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I want to be like w a t e r
    It's slips through your fingers
    > > B u t i t h o l d s u p s h i p s

  9. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 6:38am UTC
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    S O F A R
    you've survived 100% of your worst days
    and that means you're doing great.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  10. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    What's the difference between me and a calendar?A calendar has dates

  11. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 2:16am UTC
    "There," he said as he finished tying the laces on my left shoe. "Now you won't fall."Too late. 

  12. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    i will stop loving you
    when an apple fruit grows
    on a mango tree,
    on the 30th day
    of February

  13. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    One time, my super religious aunt came to visit
    and gave me a blessed cross since i'm an
    athiest and she thinks she can convert me.
    I picked it up and immidiately dropped it screaming,
    "IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!"
    She was super p.issed off at me and my dad
    came in to see what the commotion was, picked
    up the cross and did the exact same thing.
    My aunt doesn't visit anymore...

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 6:32am UTC
    please stop being cute it makes me sad because I can't nap with you

  15. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
    Cereal water.
    CEREAL WATER.

  16. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 12:11am UTC
    Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me

  17. Suffering Suffering
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2015 7:07pm UTC
    2 A.M.
    DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST YOUR DEPRESSION KICKING YOU BACK AWAKE AGAIN.

  18. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 11:16pm UTC
    haha ok "friend" where were you when i
    uploaded a selfie

  19. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    "I never loved you more than I do,
    right this second. And I'll never love you
    any less than I do right this second."

  20. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 6:54pm UTC
    You keep trying to make yourself stop loving him. I can see it in the way you get lost in another boy so quickly, then seem somewhat relieved when it doesn't work out. I see it in the way your hands begin to shake and your words come out slower and stop making any sense when he walks by. I see it in your eyes when you ask me if I think he'll notice you stopped texting him. It's not healthy, and it's not making you love him any less. All you're doing is shooting arrows into your heart while dreaming that they will land in his. They don't. Stop telling yourself that you're okay with the fact that he's ignoring your existance. Stop punishing yourself. Stop feeling like you can't love yourself simply because he wouldn't stay long enough to love you. Get your a.ss out of bed, watch a movie with your friends without stopping to look for him amount the crowd. Buy yourself that Victoria's Secret underwear set you spent so long hinting to him that he should buy for you. You are not the feelings he left you with. You are as beautiful and rock solid as you were the Tuesday before he waltzed into your life and made you feel like he was the universe spinning in circles around you. You have spent too long running through your maze of a mind in which you've placed the image of his laugh on every corner. You can just as easily make an escape and get the he.ll out of there. Set yourself free. You do not need his affection in order to let yourself breath steadily. You are the earth and the moon and the sky, and he is nothing but an apple tree. Just remember not to plant another spoiled apple seed.

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