"Excuse me sir, can I ask you a question?"
"I suppose you can't ask me an answer..."
"What does this value represent? U or D?"
"U?"
"No."
"Okay, D?"
"No."
"..."
"It represents R."
"So in all, gravity pulls all objects in one direct-............gravity pulls all objects in the same way which is downwards towards the center of the Earth."
"TOMORROW I'M MAKING A QUIZ IN THESE THREE LESSONS SO STUDY WELL"
*next day*
"Did everyone study for the quiz?"
*everyone in class nod*
"Alright, take out a blank paper and write the question please...the first question is...SYKE! No quiz! Now pull out your journals so we can continue our lesson."
"Do the homework because I'll be collecting them tomorrow and putting grades."
*next day*
"Alright everyone I'll see you on Thursday."
"Sir? Don't you want to collect the homework?
"What homework?"
"Did everyone understand the explanation?"
"Yes sir."
"Are there any questions? Are any of you scréwed?"
"No sir."
"Great. You're all scrèwed."
-My Physic's Teacher, ladies and gentleman.
AngelwithaSecret*