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1. juliarose417
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC
   Just opened my microwave when it hit zero but it didn't beep
   My life is complete
   
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2. Chelsea_Loves_You
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC
   So I Went To Starbucks Today
   and the man asked me what's my name and then I said "Georgia Rose" and then he was like "Is your daddy a dentist" and then he gave me gum and was like "I've heard you got a dirty mouth" and then the guy next to him whispered "I got a dirty mouth."
   Wow, all I wanted was my Caramel Frappuccino, but it had to turn into a musical.
   
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3. BETHANY*
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   Tony Perry is perfect,
   Nobody is perfect.
   Therefore Tony Perry is nobody,
   Nobody loves me.
   Therefore Tony Perry loves me.
   
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4. carlydawn25
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 8:55pm UTC
   Monster's University was probably the best movie ever.
   
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5. xoEmmaLovesYouox
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   Guys.
   Today he kissed me in the rain.
   
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