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glitter162*
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October 25, 2013 7:04pm UTC
Mom: What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister

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glitter162*
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October 25, 2013 6:56pm UTC
Neil Armstrong: *travels to moon*
Neil Armstrong: *takes 5 photos*
Me: *went to bathroom*
Me: *takes 37 photos*

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glitter162*
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October 25, 2013 6:53pm UTC
Person: What does the fox-
Me: *swoops in*
Me: *puts hand over mouth*
Me: NO

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