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1. sarahmarlowXxx
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 8:34pm UTC
   Cashier: That'll be $17.67
   Me: *hands over $20*
   Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 137 points
2. sarahmarlowXxx
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 8:23pm UTC
   You're ARRRRested for piracy! Haha, get it?
   You're court date is July 27th
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points

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