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coolgroup666
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November 19, 2020 5:26pm UTC

Refrain from wrong speeches. Not lying or gossiping about other people.

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FreakingPip*
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August 8, 2014 4:24pm UTC

Fun Fact:
Jennifer Lawrence got her big break when she landed a cameo role as a lion mascot in that episode of Monk where he coaches the girls' basketball team.

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Miluiel*
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January 30, 2014 12:03pm UTC

People think I'm crazy
Cos I worry all the time
If you paid attention you'd be worried to

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Dishonored*
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September 4, 2013 2:30pm UTC

*Watching tv*
Mom: I wonder who killed her.
Me: it was her brother.
Mom: Wait, how do you know?
Me: I've watched every episode of Monk
at least 10 times each, I can tell you who
did it, how, why, when, and with what,
within the first 5 minutes.
Mom: Wow. You're weird.

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ggllamas
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May 17, 2013 11:06pm UTC

This man is in china and he hears a beautiful noise, the sound is so amazing he has to know what it is so then he asks an old man and the old man said "you have to be a monk to know what the sound is."
So the man trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and in 100 years he becomes a monk.
The monk goes back to the man and asks again "what is that beautiful sound?" the man replies "follow me."
The monk goes with him to a staircase and they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door.
The old man forgot his keys so they have to go back down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down
The man and monk get the keys and they go back up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
The door is opened to reveal more stairs so they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
The man forgot his keys again so they have to go down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and get the keys
they get the key and come back up and up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
They open the door to find more stairs and they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
the men are hungry so they go back down down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and get food
They eat and this time the man remembers the key and they go up and up up and up and up and and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
the man opens the final door and do you wnat to know what the sound was......
You need to be a monk to find out!

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Tiffany_blogpostes
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March 20, 2013 9:59am UTC

We spot Cher Lloyd was wearing a engagement ring with Craig monk. "I Want to marry Craig monk this summer" Cher says. "I'm not even old enough to get married," Cher said at time. "I Know it's naughty."

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