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  1. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    But don't just say it,
    you should sing
    my name, pretend
    that it's a song ♥ ♥
    Please don't remove this!

  2. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 9:18am UTC
    This dizzy dreamer & her bleeding >>
    Little blue boy

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:33pm UTC
    I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND GET MARRIED ONE DAY unless it's my favorite band member, you can fúck off then.

  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    Friend: The drummers in a band are always the ugly ones.
    Me: I will slap you in the face with Mike Fuentes.

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Life sucks when you genuinely fall in love with famous people.

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 11:30am UTC
    When I say I love a band member I don't mean it like omg marry me.
    I mean it like, wow you've legitimately helped me through so much and I can never say thank you enough.

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    My life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favorite band member and pretend I don't know who they are and act like I don't run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and think "Wow, she's pretty cool and not a crazed fan, I'm going to ask her out for dinner" and then five years after we're married I'll say
    I knew you were in the band.

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    What my dad thinks of band members:
    Vic Fuentes: He needs a hair cut. I don't like his nose piercing.
    Tony Perry: His ears confuse me, are they okey? Do those things hurt? God.
    Jaime Preciado: Your mother has the same hair as him. Don't tell her I said that.
    Mike Fuentes: This guy's your favorite? ....Oh no.
    Patrick Stump: He looks like a good-natured guy.
    Pete Wentz: Oh, I know this one. WENTZ.
    Kellin Quinn: She's cute.

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Friend: I miss my boyfriend.
    Me: So do I
    Friend: He calls me princess.
    Me: He calls me fan.
    Me: Sometimes fans like plural.
    Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too, boo.
    Friend:

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Did someone say
    *leaps over Empire State Building*
    *Fights way through herd of cows*
    *Slips through the crack under your door*
    Mike Fuentes?

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Weird thing is you cannot choose your favorite band member.
    It just comes to you, you just have to feel it.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    If Mike Fuentes can bang girls as hard as he bangs drums then he's a keeper.

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Interviewer: Tell us the story of how the band started.
    Vic: Well it all started out with me and my Hermano. Then we stumbled across Jaime in a dark ally.
    Jaime: I was on drugs.
    VIc: Homeless, pushing a shopping cart, playing a bass he made.
    Mike: It only had one string.
    Vic: So we recruited him. Tony was just dealing drugs downhill.

  14. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Mike: Stay out of gangs and don't do drugs.
    Jaime: Always try to finish college.
    Tony: Don't be a fool, wrap you tool!
    Vic: Studded belts are out. Not really feelin' the V-Necks either.
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Pierce The Veil.

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    I miss my boyfriend. </3
    He's always on tour.
    Or in rehearsals.
    Or doing interviews where he denies our relationship.
    Or pretening I don't exist.
    He's so silly <3

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Me: When I say I want to marry my favorite celebrity I don't mean just bang, I mean like I want to be making pancakes on Sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and kiss me on nthe nose.
    I'd also bang him though.
    Like a screen door in a hurricane.

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    What if your family bought you your favorite band member for Christmas and you just wake up on Christmas morning they're just chillin under the tree eating cookies?

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Friend: What are you gonna do when Mike Fuentes gets a girlfriend?
    Me: Have a boyfriend.

  19. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:30am UTC
    "I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend" ~ Pierce the Veil

  20. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Parents: get over your obsession with Pierce the Veil
    Me: no, amigo, no

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