Mike Quotes

mikeschwalbach
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August 7, 2017 3:29am UTC

Mike Schwalbach is a cheater, and our readers should keep themselves away from him and his so called marketing platform. It is not going to work. No one ever received the much-anticipated paycheck from them ever!

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livyloulou
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December 19, 2015 1:47am UTC

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about not being what you wanted. I don't even want myself, so why should I expect you to want me?

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livyloulou
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December 6, 2015 1:05am UTC

my self confidence in nonexistent rn

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livyloulou
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September 7, 2015 8:16pm UTC

I never thought you would do that...
especially to me

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livyloulou
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August 17, 2015 6:54pm UTC

I have this weird feeling that we'll end up together :)

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fakeawishcompany
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May 16, 2015 12:32pm UTC

Are you down with up #

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*compassionate soul*
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November 6, 2014 10:59pm UTC

Just out of curiosity what kind of term of endearment is "googley bear"? O,o

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mistymountains
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December 25, 2013 5:32am UTC

Mike Tyson says: Merry Chrithmith!

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Aurora876
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November 21, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Currently:
1. What book are you reading?
Macbath for school
2. What are you listening to?
This is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco
3. What are you wearing?
clothes yo
4. What are you drinking or eating?
nothing
5. Who are you dating or crushing on?
Dating: Chris Crushing hard: Mike
6. Who are you talking to?
Chris, Emily, Mike
7. What mood are you in?
Tired
8. How is the weather outside?
FREEZING
9. What's the date and time?
11/21/13
10. What do you wish you were doing?
Cuddling with Mike
Lasts:
1. What is the last thing you did before this survey?
Check my phone
Where was your last kiss?
Chris's house
3. When is the last time you felt angry?
Today
4. What is the last purchase you made?
Sushi
5. Who were you last annoyed with?
Chris
6. What did you last have to eat?
Mcdonalds
7. Who is the last male you talked to?
Mike
- Female?
Emily
8. Where is the last place you hung out at?
My school
9. When is the last time you got a work out?
Never
10. What is the last make-up you used?
Lip stick
Favorites:
1. What is your favorite musical artist or band?
Too many favorites
2. What is your current favorite album?
Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
3. Who is your favorite actor or actress?
Unsure
4. Where is your favorite vacation spot?
Bahamas
5. What is your favorite school subject?
English
6. What is your favorite thing to eat?
CHOCOLATE
7. What are some of your favorite web-sites?
Facebook, witty, and youtube
8. Who is your favorite comedian?
Will Farel
9. What is your favorite movie?
Elf
10. What is your favorite part of the day?
NIGHT
This or That:
1. Playing a sport or watching a sport?
WATCHING
2. Intelligence or beauty?
Both
3. Reading a book or watching a movie?
book
4. Watching a movie or watching a tv show?
movie
5. Summer break or winter break?
Summer!
6. Bright colors or dark colors?
dark colors
7. Breakfast time or lunch time?
lunch
8. Going out for dinner or staying in?
staying in yo
9. Fast food joint or take-out?
both
10. Healthy food or junk food?
junk xD
Tomorrow:
1. What are you doing?
school
2. Are you going to see friends?
Everyday yo
3. What day is tomorrow?
Friday
4. Do you have school?
Yup
5. What are you going to wear?
dunno
6. Are you going to see your crush/significant other?
YES :D
7. Are you doing anything fun?
Yes
8. How do you feel about tomorrow?
AMAZing
9. Is tomorrow someone's birthday?
no
10. Do you wish you could skip tomorrow?
NEVER

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rachiesaysrawr
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Please
don't take this out on me.
'cause you're the only thing that's keeping me alive.
and i don't
wanna wait for the down set date 'cause
i would rather end it all tonight
and if i mean anything to you i'm sorry but i've
made up my mind.
pierce the veil, bulls in the bronx.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Happy
Marianas
Trench
Day!!!
Get your
Trencher
On!
:)
^-^

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Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
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September 28, 2013 5:54am UTC

I actually how Miley Cyrus looks in the 23 video
She pulled it off
She did look really pretty #JS

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mtndewhm*
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August 22, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: Alex Gaskarth
Me: Mike Fuentes
Me: Oli Sykes
Me: Austin Carlile
Me: Jack Barakat
Me: Vic Fuentes
Me: Kellin Quinn
Me Jacky Vincent
Me: Ryan Seaman
Me: Alan Ashby
Me: Andy Biersack
Me: Ashley Purdy
Me: Craig Mabbit

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mtndewhm*
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August 19, 2013 9:10pm UTC

I still remember when I learned that Vic was older than Mike, and when Jaime was pronounced hai-me

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CookieMonster09*
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August 10, 2013 11:30am UTC

You know, I'm so romantic.
Sometimes I think I should just
marry myself.
- Mike Wazowski

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catchtheshadows
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August 8, 2013 5:30am UTC

"I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend" ~ Pierce the Veil

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catchtheshadows
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August 8, 2013 5:26am UTC

Parents: get over your obsession with Pierce the Veil
Me: no, amigo, no

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maybewerejusthavingtoomuchfun
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July 3, 2013 12:12am UTC

I will soon forget the color of your eyes and you'll forget mine.

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abbiemarie*
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June 27, 2013 7:48pm UTC

I saw Monsters University today. I've been waiting YEARS for that. <3

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Person: Oh my god! I love Pierce The Veil!
Me: Me too! Mike's just so funny sometimes and Tony's just adorable!
Person: Who are Mike and Tony?
Me: -shows person Caraphernelia music vid-
Person: Where's Kellin?
Me: ....
Me: ......
Me: ........

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