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  1. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 11:52am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 64
    Silent Night
    "Not this time, kitty." He laughed
    I laid back with a disapointed expression
    "Don't give me that look, I promised your best friend that I would keep my hands to my self." Michael reminded
    "Who said anything about your hands?" I teased
    "What on earth did you drink?"
    "A couple cans of beer with tequila." I answered
    "Tequila? You drank tequila with beer? What happened? Did your one and only brain cell decide to commit sucide?" He yelled
    "Mike relax, its just a couple shots." I said
    "Just a couple shots, she says, well did you at least once consider that you were driving?" He asked
    "I felt sober by the time we got out." I assured.
    Dang, I never knew Michael could be so protective.
    "Gee, that's a relief." He sighed
    "We did the same thing around 2 weeks ago. Why is it so difficult for you to.."
    I heard my cell ring.
    I prayed to God that it wasn't Roger, or worse Kai.
    Michael had an annoyed expression on his face. With out looking at the caller ID he picked up the phone.
    "Hello."
    "Yeah she's here." He answered as he looked at me
    "Exactly who are you sir?" He asked
    Michaels face dropped.
    Without saying a thing, he handed the phone to me.
    "Hello..." I said
    "I would say I miss you, but I'm more concerned about who is with you at 3 in the morning." He complained
    "DAD!" I screamed
    "Dad, oh my God, its you, its you, its really you." I cried
    "Yeah its me, we got that part down dopey. The real question is, who was the pen/is in your room?" Dad argued
    A dad was a dad, no matter how long he was away.
    "It was just Roger, you know how he gets around you." I lied
    Michael pressed his fist against his mouth and giggled.
    'Shut up' I mouthed
    "Yeah, that boy could never talk to me." He laughed
    "Dad I missed you so much!" I said
    "I missed you too dopey."
    "You're not going to stop calling me that are you?" I asked
    "Not as long as you're a dopey." He insured

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    30 Day
    Disney
    Challenge.
    1. Favorite Charater.
    2. Favorite Princess.
    3. Your favorite heroine
    4. Your favorite prince
    5. Your favorite hero
    6. Your favorite animal
    7. Your favorite sidekick
    8. Your favorite villian
    9. Your favorite original charater
    10. Your favorite song
    11. Your favorite love song
    12. Your favorite villian song
    13. Your least favorite song
    14. Your favorite kiss
    15. The first movie you saw
    16. Your favorite classic
    17. Your least favorite classic
    18. Your favorite Pixar film
    19. Your least favorite Pixar film
    20. Favorite sequel
    21. An overrated movie
    22. An underrated movie
    23. A movie that makes you laugh
    24. A movie that makes you cry
    25. Your favorite scene from your favorite movie
    26. Saddest death
    27. Your favorite quote
    28. Your favorite theme park
    29. Your favorite theme attraction
    30. Your favorite theme park show
    Day 1: Favorite Character:
    Mickey Mouse (Flyzik^-^) or Peter Pan!! C:
    ♥ ♥

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    wanna hear some cute facts!!!!
    ►The voices of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.
    ►Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile.
    ►Cows have best friends.
    ►The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of star dust.

  4. Jalex Be my Ever After* Jalex Be my Ever After*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    Flyzik!
    'Nuff said.
    format by fake_a_smile

  5. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    -Jim Carrey

  6. BatmanChick18 BatmanChick18
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Oh baby, do I gotta pee!
    *I say in a Mickey Mouse voice*

  7. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:46am UTC
    When I'm watching Mickey mouse clubhouse, hell yea imma talk to Mickey!

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    "Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was extremely silly."
    "No, I said she was f.cking Goofy."

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed
    in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse.

  10. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    "To laugh at yourself, is to love yourself."
    -Mickey Mouse

  11. carlyxoxo carlyxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.-Walt Disney

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