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flyingbacon7
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March 20, 2014 10:54pm UTC
I remember in 6th grade
This boy said my arms looked like spaghetti
And I so wanted to tell him
"Well can spaghetti punch you in the face"
I obviously didn't because I'm not a violent person
But seriously whenever I think of spaghetti I think of that moment

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC
*Runs into a chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f.cking should be

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*VA VA VOOM*
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May 22, 2013 11:02am UTC
Whose cruel idea was it for the word " lisp" to have an "s" in it?
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