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1. Carla Crahan.*
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2014 10:35am UTC
   normal person:
   -sings lyrics.
   me:
   -sings lyrics.
   -sings backup vocals.
   -sings guitar riffs.
   -plays air drum the entire song.
   -headbangs.
   
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2. kyle the creator*
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2014 6:10pm UTC
   how dare you not notice me while i'm ignoring you
   
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3. anchorage*
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   You all Bi-Polar Girls Be Like
   " Good Morning Baby How Are You? Why The F#ck You Didn't Pick Up Your Phone Last Night? I Love You But You Get On My F#cking Nerves With Ya Stupid A$$ BTW You Look Nice Why You Aint Wear The Shoes I Bought You With That Fit You Dont Appreciate Sh*t I Do For You " Lmfaooo
   
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4. Hetalia101*
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 11:19am UTC
   Teacher: Get to work
   Me: (Witty time)
   
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5. Hanny*
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2013 11:16am UTC
   Grumpy Cat = Me
   
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