My Dad...
He's a Neck Nuzzler,
Crossword puzzling,
Ear Picking,
Towel Flicking,
Mum Snogging,
Bog Hogging,
Loud snoring,
Can be boring,
Silly laughing,
Arf Arrrfing,
Shopping getting,
List forgetting,
Football playing,
Chore delaying,
Slightley greying..
But honeslty?
I wouldn't change him for the world.