Lulz Quotes

DoctorWhovian94
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November 8, 2016 9:56pm UTC

Checked my notifications. I have 50 notification from 1969.....interesting 😂😂

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absent *
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April 6, 2015 11:56pm UTC

don't be mad cause i'm doing me
better than you doing you
Cookiedoughformats

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*compassionate soul*
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January 6, 2015 12:58pm UTC

IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND A WEIRDO NEVER LET THEM GO.

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*Tori Leigh*
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March 9, 2014 6:03pm UTC

And if you decide,
to run and to hide,
I would just like you
to know; so can I.

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Unfortunately
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March 3, 2014 10:38am UTC

"Mirror, mirror on the wall... why am I the dummest of them all?"
that's life, bixe.

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Unfortunately
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March 3, 2014 10:28am UTC

yes, i'm watching you. no, i'm not grandma. no, i'm not a stalker. no, i'm not mom. I'M PHOUCKING GOD :D

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mads*
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March 2, 2014 8:55am UTC

plot twist: twist plot

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mads*
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February 21, 2014 7:39pm UTC

not really feelin this whole school
college work till i die thing

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mads*
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February 16, 2014 3:42pm UTC

I think cops should scream,
"PIKACHUUUU!"
before they taze someone

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mads*
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January 29, 2014 1:54pm UTC

"i'd date a fan"
horton hears a bi....tch a....ss liar

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mads*
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January 29, 2014 1:48pm UTC

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this
ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP,
I GOTTA BIG CO....CK

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mads*
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January 23, 2014 5:55pm UTC

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that
he'd spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn't buy food
and i said "aw do you need some snacklemore" and he punched me in
my face

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mads*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 3:24pm UTC

What do you call sad coffee?
Depresso

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mads*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:52pm UTC

stop the alphabet at t because i don't want none of u

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mads*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 5:09pm UTC

I have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far:
What Uganda do about it?

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mads*
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January 16, 2014 9:59am UTC

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we
should call them D Hydrated