Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Best Lukehemmings Quotes This Week

  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 10:02am UTC
    i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive

  2. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    if what we had was real, how could you be fine?
    'cause i'm not fine at all.
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  3. Jungkook* Jungkook*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 5:22pm UTC
    i hate my brother jack because
    he stole all of my baby girls :-(

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    SO KISS ME, kiss me, kiss me...
    PLEASE!?!?

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 11:28am UTC
    "you arent a true 5sos fan unless you were here from the start"
    dude ashton wasnt even here from the start and hes the drummer

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    I didn't choose the fangirl life.
    The fangirl life chose me.

  7. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    I dedicate this song to you
    The one who never sees the truth
    That I can take away your hurt,
    Hold you tight straight through the day light,
    I'm right here when you gonna realise that I'm your cure
    Heartbreak Girl
    I bite my tounge I want to scream out
    You can be with me now
    But I end up telling you what you wanna hear,
    But you're not ready and it's so frustrating
    He treats you so bad and I'm so good to you it's not fair.
    And when the phone call finally ends
    You say, "I'll call you tomorrow at 10,"
    And I'm stuck in the friend zone again and again

  8. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 12:09am UTC
    TODAY i MET 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER
    If you don't know who they are, go on YouTube and look up Hemmo1996.
    ANYWAY
    I went into their show where I was surrounded by 400 people JUST LIKE ME. It seriously felt like I was surrounded by all my friends and everyone was making new friends.
    There was music playing before the boys came out but you could barely hear it. Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus began playing and conversations stopped and everyone just began singing at the top of their lungs.
    A pair of girls went around the line before the show handing out paper hearts for everyone to hold up during the song Beside You. During the show, the boys announced it and then looked down to start playing and when they looked back up, everyone was holding the hearts up. They were almost in awe. It was a first for them.
    THEN CAME THE MEET AND GREET
    I went up alone because my friend and I wanted our own pictures. The order of the boys went Calum Michael Ashton and then Luke was on the end near the exit. When I was walking by I went from confident to terrified in the matter of seconds. I went to stand between Michael and Ashton and I honestly didn't have the guts to look at Calum or Michael. Liz (Lukes Mom) went took a picture and Michael started swearing because he didn't have his arm around me and made her take it again. Security was trying to rush everyone through and said 'no hugs' but of course that didn't happen. I could barely talk but after we took the picture I WHISPERED to Ashton if I could have a hug and he smiled and was like of course AND HIS BEAUTIFUL SWEATY DRUMMER BODY HUGGED ME. I went to walk out and I said bye to Luke and he grabbed my waist before I left and made me hug him before I left. It was an incredibly awkward hug but it was still one. I left the venue and once I saw my friend we were both in hysterics. We run an imagine account together of them on twitter and these boys who we spam radio stations and we idolize with all of our being just hugged us and talked to us. I really wish I got the chance to hug Calum but I chickened out yet he's the one was my 1/4 follow and has tweeted me saying Love You.
    It was such a fantastic day.

  9. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 1:28am UTC
    Happy birthday Luke Hemmings
    Baby I love you to pieces. I may not have been in the fandom from the very start but I still see you as a 15 year old nugget singing covers with a horrible quality camara and bright pink speakers behind you. Never change bud.

  10. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    5 Seconds of Summer interview:
    Question: "How do you make a girl notice you?"
    Luke: "Oh, you know. Throw a ball at them."

  11. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 4:48pm UTC
    ???: Luke is hot
    Me: Brooks or hemmings
    ???: The one with the lip ring
    Me: They both have lip rings
    ???: The australian one
    Me: is this a f/cking joke

  12. justalilpoptart justalilpoptart
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    Hands, around my waist,
    'cause everyone's too short to reach my face
    -Luke Hemmings

  13. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 3:42am UTC
    Hey my sweet bichachos. I'm writing a fanfiction (Luke Hemmings, kinda AU) on Wattpad, calle All At Once. It's about a girl named Alana, who gets caught up in a zombie apocalpse. She runs away and meets Luke, and a lot happens from there. It's a sick and tragic love story, and I'd be honoured if you cold take a look. Here's the link - http://www.wattpad.com/58729028-all-at-once-luke-hemmings

  14. Bryan bby* Bryan bby*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 8:21pm UTC
    Love my dads

  15. Cara T. Hood* Cara T. Hood*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2016 9:42pm UTC
    Can't wait to get back home to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

  16. Pa✌sleyMar✌e* Pa✌sleyMar✌e*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2014 12:54pm UTC
    ✞ wish I was, I wish I was beside you✞卌SOS

  17. Good Girls * Good Girls *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    Luke's lip piercing is the most attractivest thing on this planet asdfghjkl

  18. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    When I grow up, I want to be Luke Hemmings microphone.
    ;)

  19. eggsbrennadict eggsbrennadict
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    well that wasn't very punk rock of you.

  20. ashley_mendola22 ashley_mendola22
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    -so this happened in Spanish class-Teacher: Luke Hemmings? Who's he?Me: he's Australian and attractiveTeacher: what does he do?Seamus: he's probably a professional cute guy. I would know, I am one.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles