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  1. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
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    April 10, 2015 4:13am UTC
    Dating tips from my friend's 74 year old Grandad:
    Grandad: Listen boy once you and your lady friend are done with dinner call for the check...
    Me: You gotta pay for it, right?
    Grandad: Yes and NO! Boy, you "OFFER" to pay for her. If that B*tch doesn't at least feel bad about it or fake it, then she's a B*tch.

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