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Dating tips from my friend's 74 year old Grandad:

 
Grandad: Listen boy once you and your lady friend are done with dinner call for the check...
Me: You gotta pay for it, right?
Grandad: Yes and NO! Boy, you "OFFER" to pay for her. If that B*tch doesn't at least feel bad about it or fake it, then she's a B*tch.



 
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Dating tips from my friend's 74 year old Grandad: Grandad:

14 faves · 1 comments · Apr 10, 2015 4:13am

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Loki* · 8 years ago
True say, yooo
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