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pinkcandy0531
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June 7, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Unattended children will be handed an
espresso and a free puppy to take home.

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pinkcandy0531
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June 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Unattended children will be tattooed and sold to roadies.

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pinkcandy0531
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May 1, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Oh, what a fantastic winter I'm having this May!

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pinkcandy0531
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March 29, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Kiss my moustache.
:^{D

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pinkcandy0531
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March 25, 2013 7:26pm UTC

I want to write a really long quote, but I know most of you guys will be too lazy to read it.

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pinkcandy0531
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March 14, 2013 5:25pm UTC

come to the nerd side.
we have pi.
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899

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pinkcandy0531
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March 8, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Yes, I fell flat on the floor for attention. Cuz it's just a whole super duper lot of fun to trip, fall down, stand up, wipe my bloody nose, and try to avoid the eyes of everyone who just saw my extreme display of clumsiness. I just love doing that.

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Whatawittyfeeling
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March 7, 2013 9:09pm UTC

my dog licked my hand when i had lotion on and now she wont even look at me omg omgomg
then she went and ate a load of food and heaps of water
now shes licking the ground
I'M SORRY OK MOCHA OK

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pinkcandy0531
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March 5, 2013 8:26am UTC

bite me.

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pinkcandy0531
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February 25, 2013 7:34pm UTC

But I wasn't raising my hand!!!!

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pinkcandy0531
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February 24, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder how a dog poop gets that Dairy Queen twist at the end?

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pinkcandy0531
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February 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC

When I was in third grade, my teacher called home every now and then, concerned, because I kept on writing all these stories about torture and suffocation to death and also because I posted questions about what it would be like to die on the "Inquiry Board". I didn't get why it was such a big deal back then, but now I realize that I am a rather disturbed child.

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