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sexxychickk
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June 27, 2013 6:34pm UTC

My favorite vegetable is my brother cuz he got into a car accident

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Btrytobefunny
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June 23, 2013 6:25am UTC

do mermaids smoke seaweed?

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Btrytobefunny
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May 30, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Kids Bop be like, "I'm on that good milk and applesauce."

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ShayThoo
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May 27, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Lol looks like a drowning person lol, only me?

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Btrytobefunny
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May 24, 2013 1:37pm UTC

I don't want to sound like a btch but...
Oh wait, yes I do.

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Btrytobefunny
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May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I do what I want.
Where ever I want.
When I want.
With who I want.
Unless my mom says no. Then no.

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Btrytobefunny
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April 29, 2013 4:38pm UTC

I must have a great butt because everytime I finish talking with someone, and walk away I hear then whisper 'what an as$'

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Btrytobefunny
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April 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Maybe If we wait a little more a fck will get in my hands and I can give it to you

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Btrytobefunny
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April 25, 2013 12:50pm UTC

So my English teacher always complains that I never participate in her class.
Today, she was asking us some descriptive words that would describe her.
she called one me. And apparently btch does not count.

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Btrytobefunny
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April 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Trust me,
When I woke today I had no plans to be sexy, But sht happens!

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Btrytobefunny
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April 18, 2013 4:17pm UTC

REMEMBER
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles for your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arms and btch slap that motherfcker

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MiaHipsterBieber
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April 13, 2013 9:10pm UTC

ILoveWakingUpEarly
for School!
Said No one ever..

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MiaHipsterBieber
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April 13, 2013 7:30pm UTC

ILoveWakingUpEarly for School!
Said No one ever..

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Btrytobefunny
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April 4, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Happy New year, Merry Christmas, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, have a spooky Halloween and Happy Birthday. Now bug off and dont bother me for the next 12 months!

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February 28, 2013 4:03pm UTC

:O Holy cow. 67 notifications.
YAY ME xD

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